Monday 28 February 2011

Loose, Stray, confused or on a rebound???!?? You tell me………..

See I am new to Liverpool. I have met all sorts of people. Interesting, weird, self-centred , you name it. It’s all here. A friend of mine told me exactly how things would be and surprisingly that’s exactly how the events have occurred. But that’s a story for another time. Right now I just need you to help me figure out this one girl I met.

I have got a friend that introduced us to a couple of her friends that joined Liverpool a few years ago. So we go out with these friends to a night club called Medication. This girl, (I’ll call her Lilly for purposes of discretion) comes out dressed to kill (well in her opinion).Over here the tradition is to pre drink, go out then post drink. So we go over to some guy’s house for the pre session and I guess this is where her doomed infatuation for this guy started. He did look good! 

I could say lots more about this lad but I won’t get to the end of this story. So I’ll just give you the facts. Girl meets boy 1 and falls head over heels for him instantly. Boy finds out and opts for friendship instead just so girl doesn’t hurt so much. Girl takes it the wrong way and gets drunk over boy 1(number one mistake!) making a huge fool out of herself in front of everyone. This embarrassing mishap gives girl a reason to forget boy 1.A few days later, girl expresses feelings for boy 2.She calls him over to help her study and things of the sort in the wee hours of the night. Girl makes out with a drunken boy 2 on a night out and likes it. Boy 2 doesn’t call girl and she assumes they are dating. Boy 2 likes someone else and brings her along the next weekend. Girl hates herself for her choices and decides to hook up with boy 3 that night. A one night stand! Sadly boy 3 didn’t even make it home. Guess he had enough of second base on the dance floor in the club. (Yes, it was disgusting) Any way girl wakes up next morning and decides to exclude us all out of her life. Apparently her shitty life is our entire fault. She quickly moves on to boy 4 or is it 5?!? Hmmm…. it’s very easy to lose count. Trust me! Anyway she goes out on a date with mystery boy 4 and comes home with flowers. She then hosts boy x in her room for a week. (I say x because quite frankly we don’t know which number she had gotten to)

I could go on and on but I don’t think it’s worth it. So you tell me, what’s wrong with this girl?

2 comments:

  1. Lol....This post has killed me!! WTH!
    But this girl clearly has self-esteem issues! "Lilly" get a grip of yourself...mmsscchhhwww

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  2. lol i guess thats it.So do you think she is worth my 100th talk?

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